Ola, amigos! Welcome to another Sneaky Dragon! And while we’re at it, let’s welcome Ian back from Portugal! The land that the Broken Window Theory forgot. This week: Ian bemoans late eaters; Dave defends spitoons and advocates for bar culture; they talk about their Caustic Soda appearances; Dave has a theory about fighting, but that’s okay, he has a short temper; Dave wonders what a shirt waist factory is; communion wine is foul; the introduction of a new segment: Tell Me I’m Wrong; Ian has jet lag; Ian channels the spirit of Jerry Seinfeld and complains about airplanes, including, but not limited to reserving seats, babies, and connecting flights; Ian saw Jersey Boys, but doesn’t dig the falsetto; they acclaim Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.; Dave wonders why everyone was singing about Jesus in the early Seventies; and, finally, Ian’s secret messages.
If you’re lucky enough to live in Vancouver, come on down to Slickety Jim’s Chat’n’Chew on January 4th at 7:00 for PODMASH, a new podcast format featuring three different podcasts discussing the same topic for twenty minutes each. This show will feature Sneaky Dragon, Dazed and Convicted and Science Us.
Don’t miss David and Ian’s recent appearances on Caustic Soda. David was a guest for Follow Ups XVI (you can give it a listen here) and Ian was a guest on their special Lesser of Two Evils live episode, which you can hear here.
Dept. of Clarifications: David was thinking of “O Happy Day” by The Edwin Hawkins Singers
Thanks for listening.
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Let’s get the list of Jesus songs started with these… http://ultimateclassicrock.com/jesus-songs/
I didn’t mind my 24 hours on a plane from Perth to Vancouver, because I got my meals first (benefits of vegetarianism)and got to catch up on a sh*tload of movies (X MEN DAYS OF FUTURE PAST; THE ROVER; EDGE OF TOMORROW; TWO FACES OF JANUARY; ONCE UPON A TIME IN THE WEST; AMERICAN HUSTLE). The only problem I had was with Border Security in Canada, who mistook “fatigued from 24 hours in a pressurized metal tube” as “crazed drug dealer”. Lady Border Droid at least apologized at the end of the 49 minute interrogation that followed, guy was a sociopath. Best part- he found some condoms in my bathroom bag- “Come here to fuck all our women, eh?” (whilst putting on the rubber gloves) “No, I’m not into women, I’m Gay” (pause, rubber gloves come off, cue HOLY SHIT THIS IS A HATECRIME backdown)
Meanwhile, on the way back, Perth Border security found Colton Haynes’ prop brass knuckles from ARROW and were like: “Cool, this is from ARROW? Can I try it on?!”
I’m glad you enjoyed your stay in Portugal. One thing I can garantee is that it is forbidden to smoke indoors in public places. I remember that law being passed maybe some 5 years ago and since then I don’t remember it not being followed, so I don’t know why that happened but it was certainly an exception. You should have called the police right there and then. That’s always a good idea when you’re in a foreign country 😉
Anyway, it’s past midnight here so it’s time for dinner. Bye.
So you’re saying that all those smokers were…. ghosts?
That’s terrifying. But it makes sense, they were mostly young and I suppose that’s how they died.
Happy Midnight Meal!
Finally the truth about Mr Welch comes out. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_Bramwell_Welch
More than a passing resemblance to Dr. Zaius.